“Frustrated Pharmacist Turns Poolside Blogger, Tells Haters: ‘Stick That In Your Peace Pipe And Smoke It’…”
Want the longer version? I’m flattered. Here’s a recent interview I did:
Or, get the text version below…
I’m weird, quirky and love my family to death. Speaking of weird, here’s a recent photograph of us:
Not the best family picture, but there’s meaning behind it:
My sister and I have a picture of the two of us by that same creepy pink elephant when we were my kids’ age.
Yeah, I got my super sexy Doctor of Pharmacy degree from the University of Iowa in 2006.
Moved out to sunny Arizona and took a job with Walgreens as a professional pill pusher. Hated it. With a passion.
Freaked the bleep out.
“How the hell was I gonna do THIS for the next 35 years of my life?” was the question that kept replaying in my head every morning when I made the drive in to the horrendous 10 or 12-hour shift that awaited me.
My first real attempt at getting out was starting a local personal training business.
Getting new clients was tough.
So I turned to Google and started searching for information on how to get new leads using the internet.
Decided I needed a blog. Built one.
“Damn, how do I make this thing show up on Google?”
Enter tens of thousands of dollars spent on my online marketing education, hundreds of hours of in-the-trenches grunt work and many, many, many failures later…
… and here I am, typing my about page for Lazy MLM.
(Somewhere along the way I got good at blogging and decided training clients one-on-one in the park wasn’t scalable. So I ditched that and discovered affiliate marketing. Then network marketing. And then big ticket offers like Empower Network.)
It’s been a helluva ride.
And I’m still fairly young, I guess.
Throughout this journey, I’ve learned so much about what not to do, that I’m super confident about what to do to generate funny money online.
This blog will reveal everything I know.
Every post will be a case study, with simple, actionable, follow-along steps that any network marketer can copy to get results. Okay, maybe not every post, but most.
Oh, and I should clarify…
Lazy MLM is not about being lazy — it’s about building a smarter, faster, way more profitable, way more enjoyable multi-level marketing business using the internet.
I don’t do any of that soul-sucking crap the old-school MLM’s encourage:
No hitting up friends and fam, no 3-way calls, no home parties, none of that garbage. Hope that’s okay.
I use an innocent little blog (like this) and rank it in Google for what I call “buyer keywords” people are out there searching for.
This brings me quality prospects who already wanna buy what I’m selling.
And I only sell high ticket products and services.
Once the foundation is laid, I make multi-thousand dollar commissions on total autopilot.
Again, without selling to my warm market or doing any of those slow, outdated, shameful tactics most network marketers are doing.
Sound clever, Trevor?
Yeah? Well get in the mood to make some money:
Then get busy making it.
My Profit Pimp alter ego will show you the way. Click a pimp:
Keeping it groovy like a drive-in movie,