About

Hi, I’m Brad: husband, father of two, lover of Monday’s, owner of an alter ego named “Profit Pimp.”

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I’ll stop there.  Talking about yourself is lame.

If you wanna know more, you can always read 25 embarrassing facts about me.  Promise not to laugh?

Anyhoo…

What’s this site all about?  And how can it help you?

The Dealio

Lazy MLM is a pull-no-punches coaching blog for network marketing misfits, who roll their eyes at slow, scuzzy, saturated multi-level marketing “movements.”

Expect entertaining, unconventional lessons about going fast and looking sexy online.

No money-chasing, opportunity-seeking or company cheerleading allowed.

Instead, I’ll show you how to create a real internet business.  One that replaces hope with control.  One that’s profitable in weeks, not months or years.  And one that you can be proud of, not embarrassed by.

These concepts have made me an online millionaire at just 33 years old.  Just saying.

The Zofran for your home party vomiting…

The Viagra for your flaccid 3-way calls…

The Xanax for your information overwhelm…

Lazy MLM is doctor-recommended once a day on an empty stomach, with a shot of Grey Goose.

The former pharmacist,

-Profit Pimp

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