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Who the hell is Brad Campbell?

I’ll tell ya who: husband, father of two, lover of Monday’s, owner of an alter ego named “Profit Pimp.”  That’s who.

On a side note: he used to order his Cheetos from Tito in the projects.  But as fate — or that tramp, Felicity, who snuck off with his secret stash — would have it… the cost of shipping went up.  So he moved in with Tito to save some coin.

So, fuck it, go ‘head and add problem-solver to his laundry list of ah-mazingly awesome accolades.


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I’ll stop there.  Talking about yourself is lame.

If you wanna know more, you can always read 25 embarrassing facts about me.  Promise not to laugh?


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