Here are some frequently asked questions about this blog, Profit Pimp and the crazy shit he says.
1) What is this place?
Lazy MLM is the hotspot for multi-level marketing misfits — those who’re burnt out, disgusted or determined to do it different. Selling to friends and family will getcha booted by the bouncer. So will speaking about your comp plan. Got it? Good. Begin here.
2) Why am I even here?
Gosh darn Google, probably. Ooh, or karma. Joking. Probably Google.
3) Why’d you call it Lazy MLM?
Because I’m a moron, mostly. I experimented with a network marketing company back in the day and wanted to promote it exclusively online. No pounding the pavement, throwing home parties, doing three-way calls or trading dignity for dollars. I built this blog to show network marketers a faster, sexier alternative I suppose. While I succeeded, I also saw the dark side. Many MLM companies are bullshit. Many reps are slimy. And online promotion, especially, gets saturated fast. Today? I’m not really anti- or pro-MLM. If you believe in what you’re doing and build it without being a conniving douche who spams the internet with hype, go you. I’m just here to entertain, inspire, crush cliches and hopefully, help you wake up a smidgen happier each day.
4) Who exactly is this Profit Pimp guy?
He’s my alter ego. He’s what I’d imagine myself to be like if I just snorted a line of cocaine. Or seven. Dude’s different. You can find him in the sky, flying with the fishes. Or maybe in the ocean, swimming with the pigeons. Never call him by his birth name — Percy — unless you want five upside your head.